What starts with F and ends with UCK...

... firetruck.


My application for food stamps was denied. It was because I didn't turn in any 'proof of residence' so they didn't have a home address for me. I got my rejection notification in the mail. <smacks forehead>

I swear I'm losing a battle to a nation of retards. Mediocrity has become the standard, and all the people that are bringing down the curve should have been thrown in the ocean at birth.

Just my opinion.

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My computer at work crashed today. My hard drive with all my documents, research forms, data spreadsheets, thousands of patients' logged information, and even more thousands of hours worth of analyzed data and written manuscripts ready for publication submission wiped out...

At 4:47pm.

Thirteen firetrucking minutes before it was time to go home.

I was there til almost 7pm with IT trying to recover what I could.


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And finally, what do I come home to?

A dead fish.

My fire engine red beta Brad has kicked the bucket.


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Is it the weekend yet?







RIP Brad
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